Thursday, August 12, 2010

Joke of the Day...


A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night.


"Honey", the wife said, "If I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"


"I suppose so - it's paid for."


"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"


"I suppose so - it's paid for."


"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"


"No," the husband blurted out.


"She's left-handed."