
A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night.
"Honey", the wife said, "If I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"
"No," the husband blurted out.
"She's left-handed."