1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your breakfast.
11.. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to share this message with.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, tell your friends. You know you want to.
2 comments:
I never knew that this :) was a sideways smiley face and I always wondered why people put that on there. Thanks for edumacating me Bill.
16. You yell at your wife because she didn't check your blog after you posted that day.
17. Your favorite line when you can't get ahold of your wife is, "You see, how a cell phone works is..." even though you know exactly where she is and you are perfectly capable of calling her at her friend's house since you have said friend's phone number stored in your own cell phone.
(Oh, and I'm completely guilty of #10, with or without a #9)
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