12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven, and they gave me a bank.
9. Hot wheels and Match box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM - to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on (Gore & Pelosi are thrilled).
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the Number 1 indicator...
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them..
2 comments:
I think the REAL #1 reason should be:
People think that 200 new jobs in Tempe is a good reason to open up a Walmart.
I would also like to add another one:
13. People are going to Starbucks for cheap WiFi for their laptops so they don't have to pay for internet service and they are making their own coffee and bringing it with them. "Um, yeah, could I order a water please? I already have a coffe, thanks."
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