Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
26 things I thought of at the Cubs' game...
Everyone goes to the Cubs games. At least on this day.
Sitting on the grassy area behind right field are the best seats in the house.
Hooters girls do not look out of place at a ball game. Hello!
Although it is spring training, these guys can play.
It was 2-2 in the 8th. I couldn't bear to see them lose, so I left early.
They lost 5-2.
The pitchers warming up throw the ball reaaly, really fast.
I could still take those same pitchers down town.
There were two girls not so dressed advertising a bar. Even if I went to bars, I would pass.
Why, at a Cubs game, would the city choose to use small metal drums for the trash? Why not the full size 55 gallon drums? The one by us was overflowing by inning two.
Two years in a row now, the girls on my team (we were at the game for a team builder), spent more time shopping, eating, and walking around, than watching the game.
The players not playing are nice to the fans. One even posed when asked if the person could get his picture.
You expect to pay high prices for snack bar items.
How can that many people like Old Style. Horrible stuff.
My friend bought a 24 oz. beer for $10. Even if I drank beer, I couldn't get myself to spend that kind of money on a drink. The 12 oz. cans were $5. Ouch!
Do the math. $5 per beer= $30 for a 6 pack. How is it that Mesa can't afford to keep the Cubbies?
Kids are cool. Especially when they walk around wearing their baseball glove on their heads.
It is not ok to wear a long sleeve jacket to an outdoor baseball game when it is nearly 80 degrees out. Even if you just bought it at the gift store and left the tag on.
It is never ok to leave the tag on.
Chinese food at the Cubs game? Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Is the plastic glass you get when you buy an exotic drink from the snack bar worth taking home? Much alone carring around for the whole game?
The sun felt good. My face disagreed after the game.
In the third inning, the shortstop for the Cubbies was back pedaling to catch the ball that was easily catchable by the left fielder. Always let the outfielder catch it. If I know this, and have enough time to say it outloud three times before the shortstop dropped it, shouldn't the shortstop know this? I am sure he was demoted to the minors after the game.
Mesa should redesign the walkway that goes between the lawn seating and the field. If they redirected the path for the people, it would be a better experience for those that have lawn seating.
It is NOT ok to stand right next to a sign that says "No Standing".
That's how I see it !!!
Slow Dance...
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won'tlast.
Do you run through each day
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,'Hi'
You'd better slow down.
Don't dances o fast.
Time is short.
The music won'tlast..
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift.... Thrownaway.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
In a Typical MLB Season...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
So Much Snow
One winter morning, a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out. The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Suggestion Box
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Name the Movie !
1. "...Bond. James Bond."
3. "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."
4. "I'll be back."
5. "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
6. "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
7. "I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
8. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
9. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
10. "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Really? Salad?
Students in the Higley Unified School District took part in a program that could impact the rest of their lives.
"They absolutely loved it," Higley principal Kat Hughes said.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Only at a Waldorf School
When Kyra switched schools last year, it took an adjustment. Not only for Kyra with the change in school and friends, but for us parents as well. If you are not familiar with the Waldorf ways, let's just say a common word to define it is "crunchy". One of the biggest adjustments right off the bat was the dress code. Nothing too drastic, it is very moderate. No letters on the shirt unless it is a school shirt, no pictures on the shirt, unless it is a school shirt, tie dye, the wilder the better, is even encouraged. Bottom line, kids can not wear logo's. Got a shirt with a Nike swoosh? Leave it at home. This is what I find odd:
If you look closely, this picture on this shirt is allowed because this is a school shirt. You can not have a Nike branding or any other commercial driven shirt, but you can wear a shirt that depicts one man stabbing and killing another with a sword, bringing him to a certain, unfavorable, bloody death.
Or this shirt. No, nudity is not forbidden. Your shirt can not have letters on it that forms words, but you can proudly display a naked man on your school shirt! Really? Nudity and brutal violence? Just fine. Nike? Never. Not at Waldorf.